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Don’t wear a bathrobe. Everyone has that guy friend that they kind of like, but feel super comfortable with. You like hanging out with him, you feel like yourself when you’re together, but there’s just not that ...
It’s one of the oldest and most accurate sayings: You can’t ride two donkeys with one ass! I know it sounds like it’s coming from your grandpa, and it’s definitely not eloquent, but there is a ...
Use your tongue! It’s tradition on New Year’s Eve that after the ball drops, everyone looks for someone to kiss. This does not mean have a make out session with your significant other that will gross out everyone ...
If you have fallen into the sometimes fatal trap of continuing to have sex with your ex- boyfriend/girlfriend because you think it’s safe, comfortable, and convenient, make sure you keep your boundaries. This person is your ex for ...
Sex in a relationship is like opening a box of crackers: when you first open a package, it's crispy, crunchy and you can't stop eating them. Then you leave the package open and bam, stale crackers. What not to do ...
Meeting online is becoming less and less taboo; in fact, many are dating only dating on the internet, finding real life can be too...real. When meeting an online date in real time, do not have them pick you up ...
Last night you met a guy and he does indeed have a Facebook profile. What not to do? Leave an internet paper trail. If you want to know more about someone, say said cute guy you met last night who ...
Stuffing wedding invitations for your boss may be harder than the usual intern Starbucks run every morning. It seems easy: stuff, seal, and send (a great procrastination task). Ha, keep dreaming. First off, do not go to the post office ...
The world is populated with men, some single, some taken, some married. Lines between all those statuses have blurred ridiculously as of late and that sexy dude at the bar may be stashing his wedding ring in his jacket pocket. ...
We've come across this in many memoirs, family accounts or bad punch lines, but never has it really happened to us. What shouldn't you do? Cry and never leave your bed. There's no real point if the inevitable is upon ...
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