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Relationships
Girl's Night Out
Your girlfriend decides that this Friday instead of having dinner out with you, she's going to a club with a group of friends. You're unsure if you should go out or not. What not to do? 1. Stay at home, wallowing ...
Food Foes and Woes
He insists on cooking but the last time he did, you ended up with food poisoning. You love him enough to let him try again, but you’re afraid for your innards. What not to do? 1. Suggest eating out. That ...
Food/Drink
What Not to Do in Restaurants
1. Ask for lemons and sugar packets with your water to make impromptu lemonade. If you want to go cheap, order an iced tea. You'll be less of an ass. 2. Eat in a large group and pay with individual credit cards. ...
Making a Simple Cup of Joe
You're staying at your guy's place for the first time and you'd like to make him coffee...only you've been used to a Keurig for far too long! What not to do? 1. Avoid using toilet paper as a filter. If ...
Career
Up And On The Road To College
The time has come and twelve years of school have come to an end -- onto the grind of college! (And maybe some partying here and there too). What not to do when packing up and heading off to campus? 1. ...
Work Attire to Admire
You just got your first job working in a corporate office. This is your first job as an "adult". What not to do? 1. Wear flip flops. You're not at the beach and you're certainly not wandering around your apartment. The ...
Beauty
What Not to Do When Going to a Toga Party
Planning to toga the night away? Before you head out half naked in your bed sheets, follow these sexy, but strict no no's. 1. Do not wrap yourself in a white sheet. This is not a Virgin Mary party of purity ...
Your Public Awaits
Public bathrooms have remained a mysterious monster since the dawn of indoor plumbing (and beyond!) When faced with throwing a whiz, what not to do? 1. PEE ON THE SEAT. Dear sweet Jesus, whoever taught women to squat over the bowl ...
Fashion
Attired for the Big Day
Your old roommate is getting married and she's invited you to her wedding. On the big day, you're stuck on what to wear. What not to do? 1. Wear white. Bad enough that you'd be lying to God, but you should ...
Leggings From Hell
You've been seeing a lot of leggings around and you're ready to buy your first pair. What not to do? 1. Wear a short shirt. Unless you're a Lakers girl or working out at the gym, keep the shirts below the ...
Parenting
Daddy Daycare
Photo credit: www.femail.com.au Your spouse is off for the summer so you decide to entrust him with the childcare to save money. You return home on the first day to the house in shambles and your toddler ...
Taking Your Kids to Weddings
Your sister decided to let your kids come to her wedding this summer. What not to do? 1. Let them talk through the ceremony. First, it's rude. Secondly, you should probably leave them at home! Spare your kids the boredom of ...
Business
Elevator Etiquette: Floor Lift to Hell
Some people dread the early work commute every morning. I on the other hand dread the elevator ride. Unless I have it all to myself. Here's what I've learned when dealing with a packed elevator with a handful of cranky ...
Power Over the PowerPoint
At some point in almost everyone's career, a PowerPoint presentation will be required. The tedious task of putting one together and then actually presenting it can be daunting sometimes. What not to do? 1) Let the PowerPoint speak for itself. In ...
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